Am I A Green Tea Party Pooper?

I saw this article today and it made me think:

Green Tea Helps Fight Autoimmune Disease

How many things can Green Tea really cure? Is it me or has green tea become the fish oil or bee pollen extract, or echinaca, or garlic extract of our decade? I don't mean to be a party pooper but I am a bit skeptical about the number of claims that I've heard about green tea. I'm sure it's better than drinking soda pop but is it better than drinking water?

I am a bit addicted to Diet Snapple peach or raspberry Green Tea & I drink at least 2 bottles a day so I should be cured of everything any time now.

Am I just a complete cynic?